Unless I’m very much mistaken, which I could be, the bukkit seeking lolrus has died. Internet, get with the mourning.
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In June 2000 I started blogging at peteashton.com and 10 years later in June 2010 I decided to stop. Blogging here, that is. I started a clean slate over on I Am Pete Ashton and maintain all manner of other web presences which are all listed here along with my contact details.
You probably came here via a Google search or from following a link on some old blog post somewhere. I hope what you find is useful in some way, though do check the publication date - it might be rather old now.
Thanks for your eyeballs.
Pete Ashton

Gutted.
But at least he haz hiz bukkit be4 he kikked it… so, he had the last LOL. Really big and loud. And oh so proud of his plastic receptacle.
And no, you can’t take it off him.
Indeed. May he find his bukkit.
Although, of course, the astute may point out that he’s actually a seal, and has been long dead ;)
NEVER let the facts get in the way of a good morn. If Princess Diana taught us anything it’s that simple truth.
I shall morn Minazo across the temporal t’intertubes as I see fit.