Archive for May, 2007


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Battlestar Galactica ends next season. Makes sense to me. And now they can go fucking bonkers without worrying about being renewed. “This show was always meant to have a beginning, a middle and finally, an end. Over the course of the last year, the story and the characters have been moving strongly toward that end and we’ve decided to listen to those internal voices and conclude the show on our own terms,” Eick and Moore said in the statement. “And while we know our fans will be saddened to know the end is coming, they should brace themselves for a wild ride getting there –- we’re going out with a bang .” via WEllis.

Infected

On getting a bus today I’m pretty sure I said “I can has Daysaver please?”

Ye Gods, what have I become…

Last.fm Acquired By CBS. CBS? Huh? When did you last hear of anything interesting coming out of CBS? Me confused… via Waxy.

The next stage in the development of touch screen computing from Microsoft is a “coffee table” which talks to wreless devices. Here’s a demo video. “Gattis took out a digital camera and placed it on the Surface. Instantly, digital pictures spilled out onto the tabletop. [...] Then, Gattis put a cellphone on the surface and dragged several photos to it — just like that, the pictures uploaded to the phone.” It’s not as revolutinary as they’re saying (and I fully expect the next generation of iMacs to have this tech by default) but the way wireless transfers are visualised is a very nice touch. via Newsgland.

Alan & Mel’s Wedding Reception on Flickr. I particularly like this one. via Campbell.

Howard Pyle’s pirates. It’s an old cliche that never gets tired. This is what the internet was made for! Did you ever wonder how we got our visual notion of The Pirate as currently on display in your local multiplex? Did you? Me neither. John Coulthart, however, did and tells all. You’d think, given the importance of The Pirate to the modern internet, that this would be common knowledge.

I Heart Pencils. Jonathan Edwards has a blog. He’s the cartoonist who gets a lot of work in the Guardian Guide, and justifiably so. via Shelton

Nina Katchadourian’s Sorted Books project

via Kottke

Flags By Colours. National flags converted ino pie charts. The Union Jack is pretty much equal thirds red white and blue. via Meg

Closeup movies of the sun. Incredible. via Kottke

The prologue and first chapter of David Weinberger’s Everything is Miscellaneous are online to whet your appetite and encourage you to buy the book. I might, buy it that is. Weinberger is one of those early web gurus (Cluetrain notably) and while there does seem to be a lot of chatter in the samples he’s good at explaining what so revolutionary about the internet and how it relates to the real world. Specifically in this case it’s about cataloguing stuff. Oh yes. It all comes down to cataloguing stuff. via Kottke.

LOLCODE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
	UP VAR!!1
	VISIBLE VAR
	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

via Hammers

Camcorder Question

For various reason I’m looking into getting a video camera. Okay, basically I want to interview people on video and upload it to YouTube as I suspect it’ll be more effective in getting messages and personalities across than transcribing audio. Given than YouTube (or possibly Vimeo as I like the aesthetics and aesthetics go a long way in this game) I don’t need anything fancy and will probably be recording on the lowest setting anyway.

The last time I checked Camcorders were very expensive and used this strange vintage medium called “tape”. And a cursory glance in Jessops on Friday showed this mostly to still be the case but there was a single little camera about the size of my fist at around £100. This intrigued me. Price and size wise this was perfect but it surely couldn’t be any good, right? Fearing that it might be good and I might buy it there and then I left, but the notion didn’t leave my mind.

While talking with Antonio later that day he said he’d also been looking into such things as budget ways of getting community groups to record videos that could be instantly uploaded the web with minimal editing. Apparently these cheapo camcorders used flash drives like you get in normal cameras and generally float around the £100 mark. And they’re not that bad if you’re not after anything special.

So I check the online shops. Fuckall on Dabs and Jessops but Amazon has the goods, at least from the Other Sellers. This little beauty is £80, fits 6 hours per gig (according to the reviewers so pinch of salt there), and is 9cm long, smaller than an iPod. That’s stupid small. And there are many others.

My question, then, is does anyone out there have any experience with such things? Is there a particular model that’s considered the best?

Urban Mammal Watch

There is a tradition of marking the first sightings of migratory birds each year. Now, I don’t know my ornithology and don’t really keep my eyes open for them but I do know my rodents and canids so I can join in this game.

On Friday night circa 11pm I spotted a fox.

And today at about 5pm I saw a rat.

I have mapped these observations.

I hope this is of use to a national rodent and/or canidae survey.

Desktop Tower Defense. By all accounts this Flash game is absurdly popular and with good reason! via Waxy.

Haunted Love. Sexy nerdy songs about werewolves and librarians.

via the Dubster

Moving. Again.

The big news of the moment is that our landlord has gone into liquidation which means as of Friday we’re renting from a receivership company based in Bradford. Which is nice.

A bit of background. This flat is great for many reasons but the primary one is it’s very cheap. I’m currently paying £235 a month for the smallest room and that includes all bills except electricity. Council Tax, water rates, gas central heating, they’re all covered by that £235. On top of this I stick between £15 and £20 in the electric meter each month depending on how much computer work I’ve been doing.

The reason the flat is so cheap is partly because the landlord wasn’t interested in many money from it (they were subletting and I think we had it at cost) and partly because it hadn’t been modernised or even decorated since the 70s, give or take. This didn’t bother us at all. Personally speaking the cheapness has enabled me to live my pseudo-slacker lifestyle these last couple of years for which I’m grateful. And the flat has character, such as the somewhat freaky furry wall in the living room.

So while there’s a possibility whoever takes over the building in the future will keep the status quo it’s much more likely they’ll look at the flat and realise in seconds that with a little investment it’ll be a goldmine. Once our current tenancy contract is up (September) the rent will soar and we’ll be out.

What makes this is big deal beyond the usual pain of moving is this flat is something special, as anyone who’s visited will attest. It’s also been in the “family” for over eight years having been pretty much exclusively occupied by alumni of Dillons / Waterstone’s on New St. Us leaving is annoying but the fact that none of “us” will replace us is terrible.

I could go on, and no doubt will over the months to come, but to get to the point I’m once again looking for somewhere to live. There’s no real urgency and I’m not desperate (yet) but should something interesting and cheap come up please do let me know.

Joomla sucks donkey cock

I’ve been using the Joomla content management system for the last couple of months on Digital Central and have come a conclusion about it.

At first I thought my unease with the system was that it was new and using a different paradigm. I would, I felt, get used to it.

Later I told myself there’s law whereby the more powerful something is the more complex it has to be. Joomla is certainly powerful and it’s certainly complex.

Now, having had to use it on a daily-ish basis for a while I can honest say, hand on heart, that it’s a piece of shit and a hinderance to my work. At least the interface is. It’s the most unintuitive, frustrating thing I’ve had to click my mouse on since I can’t remember when. This is not helped by the project I’m using Joomla for not needing a fraction of its power.

So, my advice if you’re setting up a site and want a content management system? Think very hard about what you need, strip away what you don’t need and use either Wordpress or Movable Type. They might be sold as blogging CMSs but they can do much more and they won’t make you want to eat your fist.

Joomla seems worryingly popular in the West Midlands web design world and it’s so often badly implemented. (See the permalink-free Birmingham Words with it’s relative URL feed. Why would you put relative URLs in a feed? How can you be allowed to do so?) A content management system should, I feel, guide you to best practice. Web standards should be at least given a cursory nod. And crufty URLs should be the first thing you try and sort out (can you not run .htaccess from the system?).

I could go on. But I won’t. I’ll save it for my report.

In the meanwhile, please stop using it.

(Google search for Joomla! sucks brings up 219,000 results.)

Wi-Fi Wants To Kill Your Children. Ben Goldacre deconstructs the patently absurd methodology of Panorama’s WiFi scare story and includes a link to the program itself on GoogleVideo. via dub.licio.us

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Very busy week last week due to the mother visit and the Fierce Festival and my not being that practiced at being very busy, and some news of import to impart too, but I’m off to photograph Pride in the rain so it’ll have to wait. Much to report though.

passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers via Waxy

Who are the people who just seem to hang about all day when they should be working? That’ll be me then. via Kottke

Flickr Blog post on the Flickr / Tate Modern project which I’m still processing about. Looks kinda neat.

Cat Power: You cannot resist LOLcats is a rather good introductory essay on Slate to the whole phenomenon. Contains the highly entertaining news that “some cat lovers disdain Meowchat because it implies that cats are not intelligent, evolved creatures.” Via the inadvertent guru of the lol* Anil Dash who has more links at that link.

Planned Obsolescence

This piece from I, Cringely says, in essence, that the very nature of how Google runs will be its downfall. Because it has created the perfect working enviroment and filled it with the best minds it will ultimately fail as those minds use the Google enviroment to create the Next Google. For some reason this is often seen as a problem. I think it’s a good thing, and if Google are prepared to let this process happen then it’ll be an even better thing.

People ask me what the reasoning is behind Created in Birmingham and there are many answers, but the main one is to encourage others in the arts communities and creative industries of Birmingham to start blogging (in the widest sense of the term “blogging”). CiB, I say, will be declared a success when it is no longer needed. I am working towards making it a useless weblog.

If I was setting CiB up as a business with a revenue plan or whathaveyou then this would be a bad thing. But from the PoV of building a distributed online community (or whathaveyou) it makes perfect sense.

Burst Culture Another one of those blindingly obvious observations that no-one in authority seems to really understand so its up to the likes of Warren Ellis to spell it out.

NeoOffice is a Mac version of Open Office (which currently only runs under the less than handy X11 interface). It’s both amusing and frustrating that I only need these programmes to open Word documents that are emailed from non-web-aware organisations which I then cut’n'paste into a normal text editor (SubEthaEdit) yet they weigh in at over 100MB and eat memory like PacMan eats pills. I’ve been using Apple’s Pages until now but it throws up font warnings all the time (like I care about fonts…) and NeoOffice means, for the first time in about a decade, I can open spreadsheets. How. Very. Exciting. via someone.

It’s often said that philosophers talk a different language to the rest of us. They’re rather like cats in that respect. So, if LOLcats is how kittens might talk to us, the logical conclusion to this paragraph is somewhere between PhiLOLsophers and LOLtheorists.

LMG is the source of this evil.

D’Israeli on artist Massimo Belardinelli. “Although not as radical or gritty as Ezquerra, his elegant, finely detailed approach to future tech was distinctive and had a real scale and grandeur; to my ten-year-old’s eyes it looked like real art. Belardinelli’s re-imagined Dan Dare was the lead strip in 2000AD Prog One and his nightmarish Biog aliens with their two-mile-long starships made of living flesh deserve to be remembered among the comic’s all-time highlights.”

Roger Langridge is doing Pigs In Space comics.

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