Oh Shit, It’s Dose!

Oh Shit, It's Dose!
Selly Oak, May 29th

Today I bought a nice spiral-bound book of black paper and one of those spray-mount cans and set about putting together a work-in-progress album of my prints. Which was hard as I’m at the stage where all my photos over a week old, let along those from the winter, are shit. Clichéd, novelty bollocks. Clever-clever entertaining wank. Ooh look, there’s an amusing composition, see how I juxtapose this and that. Fuck off, it’s worthless.

This, of course, is a good thing, but still rather frustrating when I also want to present my work and record my progress in some physical archival form. But I managed to find 20 or so from the 300-odd and they do look nice all mounted up on black. I’ll keep adding to it as the prints come in and then, when I eventually reach a point where I’m mildly happy with what I’m doing, I’ll have a good record of how I got there.

A word to the wise though. Spray-mount gets everywhere, even when done facing the window with a fan behind you. Good job I’m an experienced cleaner…

In other news, Zoop and I went skip-diving this evening. You might have seen us outside the UCE campus in Bournville trying to drag interesting pieces of wood out from beneath an inconsiderately placed filing cabinet. I got a wonderful piece of chip-board painted bright red. Not sure what I’ll be using it for but it sure is red!

5 Comments on “Oh Shit, It’s Dose!”


  1. 1 Mardou
  2. 2 Karen

    Spraymount tips: get hold of a broadsheet newspaper (might mean buying the Financial Times nowadays I suppose!); lay it opened out flat on table; put item to be sprayed in middle of first pages; spray as per instructions; remove object and stick down; turn page to fresh pages; repeat. Open window also a good idea. Spraymount smells nice but is not good for lungs.
    A boring but hopefully useful comment?

  3. 3 Pete Ashton

    Mardou – cheers for that. I’d seen a review of that to buy and it did seem perfectly DIYable. Not sure a bottle will support my camera though. Maybe a big 2 litre bottle!

    Karen – that’s where I went wrong – I was propping the photos up and spraying vertically towards the window and I guess it was all blowing back into the room. Serves me right but lesson learned. Next time I’ll do it in the garden. ;)

  4. 4 moseleyblogger

    Okay, here’s the question I asked last time the subject of spray-mount came up: where can one purchase actual, bona fide, Rubber Cement? I am not convinced that Copydex is a suitable alternative. After all, Spray-Mount is just rubber cement in an aerosol can. Same solvents, only more of them and less of the good stuff! PLus, you can make golf balls with it!

  5. 5 Pete Ashton

    Rubber cement – no real idea but you could try a hardware store?

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