Comments on: Flatter than a rude thing http://peteashton.com/2005/01/flatter_than_a_rude_thing/ June 2000 to June 2010 Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:48:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jez http://peteashton.com/2005/01/flatter_than_a_rude_thing/comment-page-1/#comment-2516 Jez Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:59:39 +0000 http://peteashton.com/2005/01/flatter_than_a_rude_thing/#comment-2516 tart's knickers? whore's drawers, surely? tart’s knickers?

whore’s drawers, surely?

]]> By: Jez's http://peteashton.com/2005/01/flatter_than_a_rude_thing/comment-page-1/#comment-2515 Jez's Wed, 12 Jan 2005 03:02:22 +0000 http://peteashton.com/2005/01/flatter_than_a_rude_thing/#comment-2515 Slang's a strange thing. "flatter than a witch's tit" is a phrase I've heard before. "colder than a witch's tit" isn't. So as I read this, I start to thing "wtf is Pete talking about"? Happily Google explained. I'm not sure I have a general crude/flat metaphor. Flat chests are "dutch alps", obviously, but that's hardly general purpose. Hmmm. Slang’s a strange thing. “flatter than a witch’s tit” is a phrase I’ve heard before. “colder than a witch’s tit” isn’t. So as I read this, I start to thing “wtf is Pete talking about”? Happily Google explained.

I’m not sure I have a general crude/flat metaphor. Flat chests are “dutch alps”, obviously, but that’s hardly general purpose. Hmmm.

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