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Madam, I am flaberghasted! Zoe


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Madam, I am flaberghasted!

Zoe Williams of the Evening Standard has one of those really annoying newspaper colums full of glib, sniggering observations thrown together in a few minutes that manage to re-enforce the status quo whilst denegrating all manner of rational thought on the issue through rampant glibness.

So you can imagine my surprise when I read this article about the May Day thingy. It’s actually a good thing you have to scroll through her bollocks about Fergie because it sets the scene for some amazingly lucid and insightful journalist.

On the defacing of the Cenotaph

And, more to the point, what greater disrespect is there to the common foot soldier than the Cenotaph, built to commemorate the First World War, which holds up in the name of poxing glory the culling of an entire generation for the sake of the shipping supremacy of the ruling classes?

On a lack of focus

And finally, no, the protesters do not have a coherent ideology. Why not? Because look what happens in this country when anyone tries seriously to gather under the name of socialism or any other kind of politics which does not give priority to making a lot of money for a very few people. They are mocked by the vast bulk of the media.

And this is in the Evening Standard? Is young Zoe seceretly a radical who has been biding her time subverting the most conservative news company in this country (other publications: Daily Mail, Metro)?

If she keeps this up I’ll be most impressed!

Otogai World This is an

Otogai World

This is an amazing site! Check out the Gallery for starters, especially Rocket Head (sorry, no direct links), and then check out his/her/its music.

When I grow up I want to be Japanese!

Booksellers only Did you ever

Booksellers only

Did you ever in your career work under Mr Chris Wortley at the New Street branch? If so, maybe you would like to join a unique a special club and become once again one ofWortley’s Finest!

My shop is closing On

My shop is closing

On Friday the area manager came to visit the shop and we were called into the office for a meeting. The landlord has increased the rent by £40,000 a year which means that in no possible way can my branch ever be profitable. (given that the net profit on sales after all costs is something like 5% we’d have to sell an extra £15,000 worth of books a week, an increase of 83%)

Apart from being a shock and blow and meaning the break up of one of the most unique, hardworking and sorted teams I’ve ever had the pleasure to work with, it’s not that terminal. The branch is set to close in March 2002 meaning it’s business as usual until Christmas. Also, we’re all pretty much guaranteed jobs and, along with the other London branch that is closing, will be given first refusal on all jobs going in the area.

When we passed the shop on the night bus last night I did feel a lump in my throat, which was weird. There’s nothing special about that branch. As a customer you’d probably think it a bit dull and uninteresting. It merely exists to sell books to suits in their lunch hours. But it’s where I work with good people and plays an important part in my life. Even though I’ve worked in five different bookshops and never had any illusions that I’d be in this one for the rest of my life, it’s still rather upsetting. I think I understand what factory workers who, after 40 years service, are unceremoniously given the push go through. Yes, it’s “just a job” and I have many other things going on in my life, but it’s still somewhere I spend 37 hours a week. And in a years time it’ll be as empty as the unit next door, priced out of the market by dumb-assed, blind greed.

Again from Adbusters, here’s the

Again from Adbusters, here’s the Douglas Rushkoff article I quoted a while back… If it’s a free market, why does it cost so much?

From the Adbusters Fight for

From the Adbusters Fight for Infodiversity campaign: Who Owns What

Currently, the realm of television in its entirety is controlled by 6-7 mega-corporations in the U.S. and strongly dominated by three worldwide. When only a few players run the most powerful medium of our time with the same agenda, the small fry (read: you and I) are shut out of the culture-making process.

a handy list of what Time Warner, Disney, News International, et all own which makes for interesting reading.

Since BugPowder became a Blog

Since BugPowder became a Blog Of Note on Blogger I’ve been paying attention to the other recipients of this most prestigious honour since it’s obvious Evan has good taste. Here’s a good one. Slightly car-crash and strictly anonymous.

Faith in human nature moment:

Faith in human nature moment:

Crossing a busy road in Bethnal Green at the pelican crossing. Wanker on mobile doesn’t stop. Mutter “wanker” under my breath. Hope he crashes. Nice lady in big people mover with kids in the back stops. Nod thanks but as I’m crossing bloke (as in “Bloke”) in big yellow truck behind her starts honking his horn agressively. Think, “it’s a pelican crossing, you tosser”. He keeps honking and gesturing towards the side of the road. Turns out one of the kids has not shut the back door of the people mover properly and he was doing her a big favour. Heart warms.

Update to the Anti-Capitalism piece,

Update to the Anti-Capitalism piece, the Guardian’s Weblog has a nice list of related articles and sites you may wish to peruse.

New Radio. I put a

New Radio. I put a lot more thought into this playlist, thinking of songs for late night surfing, which is what I do a lot of. Seven tracks from (in order) Mogwai, Arab Strap, Black Box Recorder, Looper, Leonard Cohen, Beastie Boys and A Guy Called Gerald. Some you’ll know, some you won’t, some will lift you up, track five will crush you down (or make you laugh). Hope you like it!

It’s been a year, near

It’s been a year, near enough, since I started keeping an online diary / weblog. The last two longer posts have been an attempt to try and change the direction of my online activities into something more useful / interesting / less anal. I’ve done this completely independently of other influences and as a result of some late-night soul searching in other areas of my life, but I’m interested to see that at least two other webloggers have been going through the same thing. Is it the time of year? Or is it because after a year of the same anyone would need a change? And will LMG survive this zeitgeist switch? (The year is 2040, the world is a different place, everyone lives on Venus and clones of meaningless celebrities roam the planet, but LMG is still exactly the same as it ever was, and that is good.)

Sometimes the internet can do

Sometimes the internet can do you a big favour

Cristina Odone in the self

Cristina Odone in the self same issue of the Observer

“On these shores, ‘taking yourself too seriously’ is the worst insult; being branded as earnest, the social kiss of death.”

Oops!

The Observer is calling for

The Observer is calling for a boycott of Exxon (and therefore Esso) because “it has been a leading lobbyist in persuading the Bush administration to abandon limits on carbon-dioxide emissions and reject the Kyoto accords on global warning.”.

I found this section of the Leader thought provoking: “…a global movement which wants to hold companies to account for their ethical standards. But multinationals all too frequently pay just lip-service to the need for corporate ethics. It is time for Britain to drop our softly-softly approach to corporate social responsibility. The public wants better.”

The problem lies, I feel, in “corporate ethics” being laid at the door of the PR department rather than at the core of the business. Companies see ethical practice as a means to increasing turnover and profitability, rather than an end in itself. When BP launched a campaign re-inventing themselves as a caring multinational with a new flowery logo I was not taken in by this because I assumed their ethics were only as deep as the paper the ad was printed on. Maybe I assumed incorrectly but I saw nothing to show me otherwise - just the usual PR guff.

On a more local level, the recent Harry Potter / Comic Relief books left a nasty taste in my mouth. Certainly, lots of money was raised for charity and the books were produced and sold at zero profit, but everyone involved was on the make. Memos were flying around checking we were taking every opportunity to maximise the potential of the extra footfall coming into the shop. And it wasn’t just my company. Books Etc (a division of union busting US chain Borders in case you weren’t aware) were being more blatant, offering £1 off the normal Potter books when you bought the charity ones, bringing in a 40% margin on them.

Sainsburys really got behind Comic Relief, plastering their stores in red noses. Maybe their managing director was really touched by scenes from Africa and got in touch personally to see what he could do. Or maybe the PR department put two and two together and realised this could do wonders for the company’s image. Since supermarkets can, with reasonable fairness, be accused of destroying local businesses, pressurising suppliers with high and higher discounts, dehumanising their staff with degrading jobs and low pay, and <glib> promoting the ubiquity of Jamie Oliver </glib>, I suspect the latter.

The Observer states: “We should have a legal framework in which companies report openly on their ethical, environmental and workplace policies so that consumers and workers can choose those with which they want to be associated.” It’s a lofty ideal and one which will probably remain in the ivory tower of newspaper journalism, but I would add one caveat. Should companies be forced to report their policies, no one from the marketing and PR departments should be involved at any level. Without this the whole exercise will be co-opted and rendered useless to any one trying to combat this kind of disregard for humanitarian issues where they might affect shareholders dividends.

In case you checked the time of posting and were wondering what I’m doing with “tomorrows” paper, Kate was in a huff because all the newsagents had run out of The Guardian so at 11.00pm I bolted down to Tottenham Court Road tube station. London has it’s advantages.

Ice rings, a phenomena I

Ice rings, a phenomena I was not aware of. Make of this what you will, but they sure look purty! (via via Barbelith)

The Mogwai web site is

The Mogwai web site is rather nice indeed, especially as, unlike most musical combos, they’ve opted for usability and speed over ponce-factor-10. On the content side, there’s the wonderful official history of the band with photos, clips, cuttings, etc from their 6 year history. A class example of a good companion site. 10/10

Push aside the filing cabinet,

Push aside the filing cabinet, open the little door, and dive inside. Quite inspired!

thank you Lukelog

Aristotle is a useful tool

Aristotle is a useful tool on the Guardian site, being a database of UK politicians, their interests, how they voted, what their constituencies are like, where they were educated, etc. Was disapointed to see that my MP Oona King, who seems a decent sort, has toed the party line or not voted at all on a number of critical occasions.

Anti-Capitalism and its discontents An

Anti-Capitalism and its discontents

An interesting aspect of contemporary protest movements is how short lived they are. Mostly this is the need to stay one step ahead of “the enemy” No-one expected road protestors to occupy trees and dig tunnels to prevent the bulldozers going about their work, but after a couple of years the enemy had developed techniques to stop them so new forms of protest were needed. Reclaim the Streets had the novel idea of getting hundreds of people to suddenly dance on a major road and it worked. I was at the RTS in Birmingham for the G8 summit three years ago and it was an amazing day. The Mayday Monopoly thing has its roots in those events but it will be a shadow of it’s former self. It’s time has passed. RTS has disbanded and only those who want to fight with thousands of riot police, or those who are so ideologically narrow that they think a lasting revolution can be triggered by a street protest, will turn up.

This is all common knowledge and can bring out the cynic in you. It doesn’t matter what you do, eventually “they” will figure out ways to stop you doing it and turn you into a criminal.

This has been troubling me for a while now. It seems like the whole anti-capitalism movement has been, in effect, commercialised. There didn’t used to be anti-capitalists. There were socialists and anarchists and other easily categorisable ideologies for you to slot into in the age old battle between “them” and “us” but the anti-capitalism thing? Where did that come from? By definition it shouldn’t be possible to slot it into the ideological framework, especially when the world runs on capitalism. If you try then you end up with the cartoon anarchist image of either someone who lives in a commune and doesn’t relate to the rest of society or someone who thinks they can grab all they want and not pay for it. The latter has been blasted all over the press making those of us who hold anti-capitalist ideas feel rather alienated and powerless.

We need to try and define what anti-capitalism actually is. Mostly it’s a personal conviction that something is wrong here and it’s making the world a bad place. It’s also a sense that it’s very hard to change anything without it being either co-opted or crushed. Unlike many other ideologies it’s a very personal thing but it’s also very aware of the world that surrounds us. It’s when you look at the world and wish it didn’t work like this because it at best tarnishes and at worst destroys things you hold dear.

Anti-capitalism is the need to be human without corporate influence. It is the need not to have your life style branded. To be able to go to a coffee shop rather than Starbucks. To be treated as a human being rather than a consumer.

It is the desire not to be treated as a product or a resource but to be treated as a thinking human being. It is a need to be outside the cycle of customer-employer-manager-director-shareholder-customer with each one dehumanising the other in order to squeeze greater profits.

It is not perceiving everything as a product but respecting where stuff comes from and how it is made. The realisation that you cannot put a price on some things and that activities should not be seen as a way to make money. And it is the desire that should something new and exciting be created or invented it should not be tarnished by a short-term profit motive.

It is the need for mental space free from advertising and coercive manipulation. It is the desire to go into a shop and browse without being persuaded to buy things you don’t want. To be able to walk down a street without being bombarded with images telling you your life is incomplete and worthless.

It is the sense that there’s something missing from the mainstream media, that the truth isn’t being told. It comes from the confusion as to why the kid who was murdered down your road didn’t make the news and the realisation that his life wasn’t a valuable enough commodity to help sell newspapers.

It comes from walking into Nike Town or watching television or listening to commercial radio and seriously and with conviction asking “What the fuck does this actually, at the end of the day, in real terms, mean?”

That, my friends, is anti-capitalism. Anti-capitalism is not about dying your hair green and throwing rocks at policemen. It is not about defacing statues. It’s not even about getting on the streets and having a big party. All these things are symptoms of it, but they’re not the root cause.

Anti-capitalism is the realisation that something is wrong and it needs to be sorted out. It doesn’t mean not earning a wage or not buying stuff. It’s just the sense that there’s more to life than earning a wage and buying sutff and it shouldn’t be such a soul destroying process doing either of those two things.

Further reading:

Last weeks SchNews talks about why and how anti-capitalism is being demonised and criminalised by the government and media.

Naomi Klein’s No Logo is a good history of the last ten years. Yes it’s published by Rupert Murdoch but wouldn’t it be nice if it didn’t have to be and still made it into high street bookshops?

This is hopefully the first in a series of “proper articles” - ie not “I, I, I” pieces. Coming soon, The Internet.

bakabaka Woooo….

bakabaka

Woooo….

Okay, after initial scepticism I’m

Okay, after initial scepticism I’m now embracing this whole Jedi - census malarky. Through insanity we shall find clarity, and all that!

We now have proper radio

We now have proper radio at Pete, seven tracks waiting for you to stream them. They’re not in any particular order nor were they necessarily chosen to flow after each other - just a bunch of realplayer files I had ready. Next time I’ll put some thought into it.

Getting Realplayer to rack up tracks was much simpler than I imagined. Using that tried and tested method of learning how internet stuff works, I opened one of those .ram files in a text editor expecting to see loads of code. It’s just a list of URLs. So all you have to do is type out the URLs for your tunes in a text editor and save it as a .ram file. Piece of piss.

And so the holiday ends.

And so the holiday ends. And quite a successful holiday it was too, in that we managed to do next to sweet FA and pull it off. Last Wednesday seems so long ago…

Keeping yourself busy is good and important but sometimes you’ve got to just switch off and reground yourself, and that’s what we’ve been doing. Possibly one of the most enjoyable few days in recent memory.

Claim to fame dept. Last night we were at a party where the drummer from Cradle of Filth was in attendance. A friend of a friend recently married him. He’s a big chap, as you’d imagine, but seems quite lovely.

I hate Starbucks “The moral

I hate Starbucks

“The moral of this story is never go to Starbucks unless you are forced to because Starbucks is a very very bad place. If you are forced to go to Starbucks like I was, just wait outside. Don’t go inside. And don’t buy anything, like I made the mistake of doing.”

NikeSucks.org This is amusing. Some

NikeSucks.org

This is amusing. Some persons, unknown to all, rediverted all traffic from nike.com to nikesucks.org. Nikesucks had 1,250,000 hits over 2 days causing 7 server crashes. It took them hours to allert Nike that this was happening because the contact information at whois was out of date and the Nike switchboard kept sending them to voicemail. They are billing Nike for £30,000 for the work sorting this out since it was their lack of security that cause it all.

Wonderful stuff!

New “radio”. This has been

New “radio“. This has been one of my favourite songs of all time since I discovered it in 1990. Enjoy.

The Bal Sagoth CD, Battle

The Bal Sagoth CD, Battle Magic which Jez kindly purchased for me finally arrived today after its long journey through the Hyperborean Empire via Edgbaston, and a top listen it is too. Thrice Hail and all power to Byron, Jonny, Chris, Leon and Alistair. Truly this is a meisterwork.

Kate: “This is the year

Kate: “This is the year 2001. Why am I making pastry with my hands? This is what peasants do in the 15th century.”

Kyle Baker interviewed on Silver

Kyle Baker interviewed on Silver Bullet Comics

I think TV stinks. It’s mindless, predictable, and unoriginal. Compare the best TV shows to the best books or theater. Are you telling me that Seinfeld is really the apex of comedy? Better than Twain or Shaw? Do these “Emmy-Winning” TV dramas really rival Chekhov?

Does Friends really capture the spirit of New York Gen-Xers better than Why I Hate Saturn?

Television is designed for one thing: To sell advertising time. Television by necessity celebrates and incubates materialism. The goal of a television writer is to put an audience in a frame of mind favorable to buying the advertiser’s product. As writers, we are clearly instructed to avoid writing anything which may offend anyone. Phrases or situations that may seem tame or realistic to us are routinely cut from scripts because conservatives in the Midwest may be disturbed, and therefore may not buy detergent from the sponsor.

That said, I still work in television because the money’s great and the exposure may help me sell more books. But I don’t pretend that it’s great art any more than I pretend my comic books are great art. I do believe that my books, while silly entertainment, exhibit a degree of craft and skill I have been unable to preserve in my work in other media, where dozens of people necessarily impose their own agenda on my product. My scripts are rewritten, my artwork redrawn, usually to remove anything original or creative. There is a reason all movies are basically alike. There is a reason you can predict the ending of a TV show after watching the first five minutes.

Compare Dorothy Parker’s best short stories to her best screenplays, and tell me Hollywood doesn’t diminish creativity.

New “radio”, this from a

New “radio“, this from a tip on the Vertigo mailing list.

I’ve got five days off work, thanks to this Easter malarky, and I haven’t made any plans for them at all. This is kinda deliberate although I’m in two minds as to what to do tomorrow. Do I go for a long wander around London or do I stay in a finally sort out the piles of books comics and magazines in the hallway? With the stomach-crushing hangover I’ve been enjoying today (drinking with the Hampstead booksellers is a hardcore experience…) I suspect the former will not be too attractive, plus I’m expecting delivery of a Bal Sagoth CD at some point…

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