Branding a Digital Digbeth

Hanging on the coat tales of the Digital Britain report launch last week was Birmingham City Council’s announcement that Birmingham is to have a “Digital District” covering Digbeth, Eastside and Aston Science Park. Since Eastside is really just Digbeth and Aston Science Park is pretty well established this boils down to Digbeth going Digital.

However, I’ve seen nary a peep from the city’s marketing department about this. Well, to be honest I haven’t looked, but why should ignorance get in the way of taking the piss? So I had a think. Digbeth. Digital. They both start with Dig. Hmm.

5 minutes later I had this which I present as an open pitch to the city for their consideration:

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Beat that, Marketing Birmingham!

Grumpypete in the wild

As you may know I maintain a Twitter account called @grumpypete which I use when I know I’m being irrational and indefensible but really need to get it out there. Since my usual tweetage is so consistently erudite and thoughtful it can confuse people when I get my Id on so I hive it off to its own little area. It also means I can be a selfish dick in public and everyone laughs it off, which is handy.

Anyway, Grumpypete was spotted out and about at the last Flickrmeet. I didn’t think he was going to be there as Flickrmeets are a generally positive environment but Tim Ellis captured this:

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Any other sightings, do let us know.

Rainbow Meeting - some media

Rainbow supporters outside the pub

I went to the public meeting at the Rainbow pub on Friday and videoed it. Here it is in two parts.

First, Rainbow landlord Kent Davis gives his response to the noise abatement order:

Rainbow Meeting - Kent Davis from Pete Ashton on Vimeo.

Then John Tighe from the nearby Spotted Dog, who also received an order, has a word.

Rainbow Meeting - John Tighe from Pete Ashton on Vimeo.

Those two are embeddable so you should be able to share them on your own sites with ease.

If you need the raw video or audio in an editable form you can grab m4v and mp3 files from here.

Rainbow silenced, gathering on Friday

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The Rainbow pub in Digbeth, Birmingham has been issued with a noise abatement order. Like many pubs in the area it’s not simply a drinking establishment - it’s also a music venue and one of the key ones in the city.

Digbeth was an industrial area. The industry is moving out and it’s suffering an acute case of the regenerations (symptoms include a rash of artists and, oh, did I make this joke already? Sorry.) meaning flats have been built where once there were factories and warehouses. Factories and warehouses didn’t mind when music was played of an evening no matter how loud. People in flats, especially those where the developer may well have skimped on the required soundproofing, are more apt to notice.

Fortunately only one person appears to be that bothered by the beats and blares emanating from the various music venues around the place. Unfortunately only one complaint is needed to trigger a noise abatement order. One of those orders was just issued against The Rainbow.

This shit has been dragging on for years now and to be honest it’s way more complicated than my summary. If you want the facts I’d advise you to dig the Internets for them. But the fact remains that one of the better music venues in the city will probably have to close now, setting a precedent for the other music venues in the area.

It seems there’s to be a gathering at the Rainbow on Friday at 6.30pm. I have no idea what this will involve or how effective it’ll be but I imagine there’ll be music and noise and general rousing of rabbles. If you care and can make it then please do. It’s on the corner of Adderley Street and High Street Deritend. Here’s a map.

Twenty Four Hour Scalextric

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This weekend Stan’s Cafe, the Birmingham-based theatre company who take the notion of “experimental theatre” to it’s illogical conclusion and beyond, built a 400+ ft Scalextric track in a warehouse and raced cars on it for 24 hours complete with commentary broadcast live over the Internet. I popped down yesterday evening to experience the glory, took some photos and shot a bit of video.

Here’re my photos featuring a bit of TTV, a bit of TriTTV and some normal ones:

And here’s the video. First a bunch of clips:

And my attempt at pretending I’m a helicopter:

It was fantastic stuff. Sadly I had to miss the grand finale due to the Flickrmeet (more on that later) but Chris caught it. Best of all was being able to tune into the commentary at home thanks to Rhubarb Radio doing the stream. Hopefully the whole thing will be on Listen Again soon!

Trading my 2G iPhone for cake

Watch the bidding here

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Apple announced the new iPhone today. Oh, you missed it?

I own an original 2G iPhone with the nice silver back. I didn’t upgrade to a 3G last year because I wasn’t bothered by the network speed. What I wanted was an increase in performance. This new iPhone has an increase in performance amongst other things. So I’ll be upgrading in a few weeks.

The problem is I doubt I’ll be able to offload my 2G iPhone for much. The 3G will be retailing for $99 (which will probably be £70 or so) and there’s a glut of the buggers on eBay as it is. So I tweeted a ponder to the cloud, as it were:

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A swiss roll was offered and then the bidding started. As I write Charlie’s in the lead with a home made carrot cake is in the lead. Oh, hang on. Neil’s raised the game with “Triple choc, three layer cake with buttercream icing filling, and hand piped funky stuff on top.”

This is obviously going to get out of control unless we Lay Down Some Rules. So here they are.

  • All bids must be made on Twitter, be addressed to @peteashton and contain the hashtag #iphonecake.
  • Current top bids will be recorded here. Or maybe somewhere else. I’ll figure that out later.
  • All bids must be a cake or combination of cakes. No biscuits. No other forms of pudding. Just cake.
  • Ranking of which cake is better is my decision. Since I’m the one consuming the cake subjectivity is fine. Your cake may be bigger or more expensive than another cake but if I prefer the smaller, less expensive cake then you lose.
  • You may provide additional information in the form of photographs or links. This may help your case. For example, Kate has just bid a “crunchy top lemon cake”. I have no idea what that is so it’s not going to beat Neil’s.
  • We must be able to meet to exchange cake for phone. This means you need to be able to bring a cake to Birmingham city centre or Moseley / Kings Heath.
  • The bidding stops on June 19th when the iPhone 3GS is released. The winner then has, ooh, let’s say a month to meet me to exchange.
  • You’ll get everything that came with the iPhone. I think I even have the box somewhere. That includes the headphones which I’ve been using. (You might want to buy new ones.)
  • More rules will probably be added as the bidding progresses. I expect nonsense to occur.
  • New rule: The auction will be canceled if O2 decide to not play fair and charge significantly more than the equivalent of Apple’s announced $199 for a 16GB iPhone 3GS. This may not be a problem as I think my current contract is nearly up so I’ll be happy to take a new one but since O2 are a mobile phone company and the business model of mobile phone companies is based on ripping people off so I’m going to wait and see. cf AT&T in the US. Update to the new rule: It looks like it’ll be okay. Less than £200 is fine with me.
  • New rule: Well, more advice really. If you specify how large the cake will be you stand a better chance of becoming the higher bidder. How big is this Dundee cake of which you speak? 6 inches will earn a shrug but 12 inches in diameter? That’s certainly going to be taken under consideration.
  • New rule: Winning cakes will be recorded on this blog. You have to beat the most recent entry.
  • New rule: The order of the cake bids on iphonecake.tumblr.com may change as I reconsider the relative value of each cake. And research what they actually are.
  • New rule: You can re-bid the same cake in larger quantities if you think it’ll help.
  • New rule: My current O2 contract is up on July 19th (or thereabouts) so I won’t be getting the new iPhone before then. If you win on June 19th you’ll have to wait until I switch over before getting your prize.
  • My decision is final.

Get to it.

Birmingham REP deface John Baskerville’s monument

[Update: Please read comment from Paul Reece from The REP below]

[Update 2: Kristian from the ad company left a comment apologising, saying they've removed the advert and that they'll donate to a charity.]

In Birmingham we have a monument to the printer and typographer John Baskerville comprising of six letters spelling out “Virgil” (whose works he collected in his first publication) in his typeface. On either side of the letters is a lower piece of stone. Currently they show this:

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That’s an advert for the performance of His Dark Materials at the REP theatre about 100 yards away which took place in March and April, ending over 6 weeks ago.

The advert uses a technique called reverse graffiti where a stencil is placed on a dirty piece of stonework (usually a paving stone) and sprayed with a high-powered jet of water. The exposed parts are cleaned leaving the rest dirty. Because this is essentially cleaning the stone and not permanently adding to it, it’s not illegal. Because it’s not illegal it’s been taken up by those in the business of advertising as a free and very effective way of getting their message out. But just because it’s legal doesn’t make it right. I have serious qualms about this, mainly because it is, to all extents and purposes, permanent unless the perpetrator comes back and cleans the rest of the stone.

It’s clear here that the REP’s advertising monkeys haven’t bothered to remove the advert. So that’s a big fat negative. But there’s a bigger thing here. The REP, a cultural organisation of great repute, one of the shining stars of our city, have made their mark on a fucking work of art commemorating one of the people who made this city great. And have left that mark on there for over three months.

Whatever the legal situation (and I personally think anything that gives advertising and branding idiots the freedom to plaster their bullshit over out cities should be reigned in - the interesting, non-commercial reverse graffiti will still happen regardless of the law) the REP should not have sanctioned this in the first place and, once noticed, should have immediately fixed it. To have left it like this for over three months is, frankly, disgraceful.

Sort it out.

The Weather Children

My mum is visiting for a few days. She brought with a photo of my sister and I about to go to a fancy dress party in the early 80s. We’re dressed as “The Weather”. I’m the one on the right.

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There’s speculation on Twitter currently that I’m blacked up for this. I would like to assure everyone that it’s a stocking.

Towards a better flythrough

The Midlands Arts Centre in Birmingham is currently undergoing a massive refurb and is due to reopen in 2010. This week Jon Bounds noticed a flythough video of the new layout was released, which was terribly exciting. Unfortunately, while technically lovely and with some nice injokes (New toilets! Comfortable seats!) the music is quite excruciating, especially for a centre that is supposed to be all about creativity and excellence in the arts and all that. Check it out:

Since I have complete confidence that the new MAC will be superb I feel its flythough deserves better. The video isn’t downloadable so I used the screen-capture application iShowU to record it (in principle the same as videoing off the telly), wiped out the offensive audio and tried some new soundtracks.

First off, the base standard for corporate video hijinks, Popcorn:

That’s all lovely, but how about something with more of a Birmingham connection. Black Sabbath’s The Wizard perhaps?

I think the MAC deserves something a little more bombastic though. Like, maybe, The Flaming Lips’ Race For The Prize. The perfect way to greet a new day.

Now let’s take things down a bit with a bit of Mogwai, specifically Auto Rock from the Mr Beast album.

Yes I’m infringing the shit out of the copyrights here but, meh, who cares. If the vids get taken down then it’s no biggie. The point of this exercise (and yes, there’s a point) is that it’s dead easy for someone with a computer to do this. The company that made the flythrough are professionals and paying them to do this is, I feel, I good thing. I now have a much better idea of what my local arts centre is going to look like. But while they might be shit hot at flythroughs they really shouldn’t be allowed to chose the music.

So why not turn this into a game? Release the raw footage and get the public involved in making the video better? I’ve just slapped 4 minute songs on there but that’s because I’m lazy. The scope for creativity here is pretty endless. Tell people to upload their vids to YouTube tagged with “macflythrough” and the best ones that don’t infringe any copyrights will be featured on the MAC website. Sure, this means losing control of the branding a bit but, hell, like that matters. The centre belongs to the people after all.

So if you want to play, here’s a copy of the flythrough with no audio (mpeg 55mb). You can definitely edit this in iMovie and I’d imagine Windows Movie Makers or whatever should be able to cope with it. Go crazy.

And if you’ve had fun with all this, do consider giving a bit of cash to the Support MAC fund.

Yes, I know it’s supposed to be mac and not MAC but I’ve never liked the lower-case thing…

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On the board

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When I moved back to Birmingham in 2003 I was keen to start going to gigs. I’d done a fair bit of gigging here in the late 90s but hadn’t found the London live music scene to my liking. Too many posers, too many wanabes and I never found a hook into the really interesting stuff. So I trawled around the Internet, picked up some flyers and subscribed to a bunch of mailing lists. One of the promoters that caught my eye was Capsule. In a 2005 review of my first Capsule gig I said “their emails would come through like something from a delicious alien world full of wonder and confusion” which, while fantastic, was just a little too scary for someone like myself to attend let alone convince someone else to go with me to. And back then I wasn’t in the habit, as I am now, of gigging alone.

But then, at that 2005 gig, a door opened in the form of Melt-Banana, a band I knew from John Peel’s radio show and who I’d wanted to see for years. Here’s my review, notable because it also introduced me to Brian Duffy’s Modified Toy Orchestra (who I now run a fan blog for) and an early incarnation of Beestung Lips (then trading as Noise Noise Alore), two quite distinct bands who we would now consider key players on the more interesting wing of the Birmingham music scene.

From then on I was hooked and have been to loads of Capsule-run gigs and events in the last four years, taking photos at most of them (there are 438 photos in my Flickr stream). If one can be a fan of a promoter I would certainly consider myself a fan.

Capsule were also one of (the many) motivations for starting Created in Birmingham. I wanted to know who Capsule were. Along with outfits like Fierce and 7 Inch Cinema I was intrigued as to the personalities behind these events. Where did they come from? Why did they do what they do? Typical fan behaviour I guess.

Through CiB and other things (not least attending so many of their gigs and consistently posting photos online) I got to know Jenny and Lisa, the duo who to all extents and purposes are Capsule and, to cut what could well be a long story short, the other month they asked me if I’d like to be on their board. Which was quickly changed to asking me if I’d like to be on their steering committee as having a “board” involves all sorts of legal obligations, aparently. I said yes and the first meeting was tonight.

Being on a board of a company, even one as close to my interests and way of thinking as Capsule, is not a position I’d have dreamed I’d be in a year or so ago and, to be honest, I don’t think I’d jump at being on one for any other company. There’s something about Capsule that makes sense to me - I like what they do but also why they do it. They obviously think I can bring something to them (I’m currently pondering ways to promote the Supersonic Festival online using stuff I’d seen Dubber and CraigFOTS) and I know I can learn a lot from seeing how they work. Not to mention learning from my fellow board members who are far more qualified in this sort of thing than I am. And above all it’s nice to be involved with something tangible with a history and a future where I don’t actually have to, well, do anything.

So, yeah, Pete’s on the board of a company. First rung on the establishment ladder. Felt it worth noting.